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dearpet

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May. 25th, 2008 | 05:51 pm
posted by: leaveittoweaver in dearpet

Dear ferret,
   I would appreciate if you would please be patient for me to wake up in the morning. Believe it or not, I actually do NOT like waking up to you scratching at my legs. Also, it really isn't polite to lick people's closed eyelids. Maybe you thought I was dead and were trying to revive me when you bit my leg after the scratching didn't work. Whatever the reason, it's really annoying. 
 Love, 
  Mom

PS, Sometimes I have the overhwhelming urge to kiss your little cute pink nose. 

P.P.S. I wish you could wag your tail like a dog. That would be wicked cute.

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dearpet

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May. 21st, 2008 | 04:18 pm
posted by: leaveittoweaver in dearpet

Dear leopard gecko(Zach),
   I do not know why you feel inclined to hiss at me whenever I reach in your tank. I know your new to the family, having only been apart of it for a week but still. I feel you are being rather rude! Next time just give me the evil gecko eye.
Kthnks.
Love,
Mom

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dearpet

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May. 20th, 2008 | 02:15 pm
mood: irritated irritated
music: Andy Griffith theme song
posted by: leaveittoweaver in dearpet

Dear ratties,
I would really appreciate it if you would not tear up both hammocks one week after I buy them. I understand you must get bored sometimes, but seriously, is it necessary to chew up BOTH of them? Especially since you love to sleep in them! This makes absolutely no sense to me. I wonder what your little devious rattie minds were thinking.

Love,
Mom

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